Prologue

There's a war going on out there somewhere

And Andrey isn't here

There's a war going on out there somewhere

And Andrey isn't here

There's a war going on out there somewhere

And Andrey isn't here

There's a war going on out there somewhere

And Andrey isn't here

And this is all in your program, you are at the opera

You're gonna have to study up a little bit if you wanna keep with the plot

'Cause it's a complicated Russian novel

Everyone's got nine different names

So look it up in your program, we'd appreciate it, thanks a lot

Da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da

Natasha!

Natasha is young, she loves Andrey with all her heart

She loves Andrey with all her heart

Natasha's young and Andrey isn't here

Sonya is good, Natasha's cousin and closest friend

Natasha's cousin and closest friend

Sonya's good

Natasha's young, and Andrey isn't here

Marya is old-school, a grande dame of Moscow

Natasha's godmother, strict yet kind

Natasha's godmother, strict yet kind

Marya's old school, Sonya's good

Natasha's young and Andrey isn't here

And this is all in your program, you are at the opera

You're gonna have to study up a little bit if you wanna keep with the plot

'Cause it's a complicated Russian novel

Everyone's got nine different names

So look it up in your program, we'd appreciate it, thanks a lot

Da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da

Anatole!

Anatole is hot, he spends his money on women and wine

He spends his money on women and wine

Anatole is hot, Marya's old school, Sonya's good

Natasha's young and Andrey isn't here

Hélène is a slut, Anatole's sister, married to Pierre

Anatole's sister, married to Pierre

Hélène is a slut, Anatole is hot

Marya's old school, Sonya's good

Natasha is young and Andrey isn't here

Dolokhov is fierce, but not too important

Anatole's friend, a crazy good shot

Anatole's friend, a crazy good shot

Dolokhov is fierce, Hélène is a slut

Anatole is hot, Marya's old school, Sonya's good

Natasha's young and Andrey isn't here

Chandeliers and caviar, the war can't touch us here

Minor characters

Old Prince Bolkonsky is crazy and Mary is plain

Andrey's family totally messed up

And Balaga's just for fun! (Balaga's just for fun!)

Balaga is fun, Bolkonsky is crazy

Mary is plain, Dolokhov is fierce

Hélène is a slut, Anatole is hot

Marya's old school, Sonya's good

Natasha's young and Andrey isn't here

What about Pierre?

Dear, bewildered and awkward Pierre?

What about Pierre?

Rich, unhappily married Pierre?

What about Pierre?

What about Pierre?

What about Pierre?