Central Air

Our house is the little house next to the billionaires

Got it in a short sale, we pulled it of thin air

Its got a fireplace, its got rats, its got central air

Oh, central air

Our house is too much house for us right now

Me and the lady and the baby is all that I'll allow

Two dogs, a laundry room, and central air

Oh, central air

Oh, that central air

All of the cool kids are moving into the neighborhood

As the old people die or move to the desert for good

For the central air

The central air

Mmm, the central air

Some of our friends are getting married and settling down

Giving up on the city and moving back to their hometown

You gave it a shot but how much can you drink

Before it shuts you down?

Oh, it shuts you down

We did it too, we moved out LA for the fresher air

Same congressional district as Silverlake

Like anyone cares

Running laps around the Rose Bowl

Dreaming of central air

Oh, central air

Oh, central air

All of the cool kids are moving into the neighborhood

As the old people die or move to the desert for good

For the central air

The central air

Mmm, the central air

Many years ago in Philadelphia when I was a single man

In the summertime before I even had a single fan

I'd meet some friends at the movies for that central air

Oh, the central air

I wanna sing about the central air

It feels good, that central air

I'm gonna have it when I'm dying now

It's going to be in my mausoleum

I'm gonna have it in my mausoleum

I'm gonna stay so cool and clean