Transvestities Can Be Cannibals Too

I hate the way that I look in my own clothes

I wear my wife's when I got to the town

You think it's gross when I'm wearin' her panty hoes

You call me sick, and you call me a clown

I think I may, I think I might have human tonight

Don't come to me, 'cause I'm comin' to you

I think I may, I think I might have you for a bite

I'm gonna cook me up some he-man stew

'Cause transvestites can be cannibals too

And I'll feel better after I eat you

'Cause I hate people when they're not polite

If you end up on my table, then it serves you right

And when I was young, I wore my sister's clothes

I liked to paint my nails, and I had secrets no one knows

But now that I'm grown up, I cook dinner for my wife

I still carry my secrets along with a butcher's knife

Alright

I hate the popular people 'cause I ain't popular

I'll eat these words tomorrow, 'cause I'm bipolar

It's okay to be different, unless you're all by yourself

You think you're so fucking special (but you're just like everyone else)

I just don't understand the reason why I sin

Why can't I be a bigger man and walk away

When you tear me down and make me feel like I'm worth nothin'

But then again, I'm sure that you deserve what you'll be gettin'

And when I was young, I wore my sister's clothes

I liked to paint my nails and I had secrets no one knows

But now that I'm grown up, I cook dinner for my wife

I still carry my secrets along with a butcher's knife

Alright

So you don't like being tied up, well, I don't like being mean

You're so shallow minded, you think I'm only what you see

Take me out of the herd and put me on display in front of your friends

Not knowing that this mistake could lead to your miserable end

'Cause I'm rude, I'm ugly, I'm everything you hate

And I'm here tonight to put you on my plate

I don't care for your opinion, I don't want your point of view

Tonight, I'll have a feast, with compliments to you

And when I was young, I wore my sister's clothes