Kum-A-Kye

I've done my three in the BSAP

And that's enough for the likes of me

Kum- a- kye, aye, aye, aye, aye

Kum- a- kye, kum- a- rookie, kum- a- kye

I've been on patrol so long and far away

That the local girls look better by the day

Kum- a- kye, aye, aye, aye, aye

Kum- a- kye, kum- a- rookie, kum- a- kye

I came to a river and I couldn't get across

So I jumped on a _____

Cause I thought she was a horse

Kum- a- kye, aye, aye, aye, aye

Kum- a- kye, kum- a- rookie, kum- a- kye

Kum- a- Kye, kum- a- kye, kum- a- kye, kum- a- rookie

Kum- a- kye, aye, aye

Kum- a- Kye, kum- a - kye, kum- a- rookie, kum- a- kye

I spent the night with a dirty old witch

And now I've got a funny little itch

Kum- a- kye, aye, aye, aye, aye

Kum- a- kye, kum- a- rookie, kum- a- kye

She was built like a house all square and solid

And her ______ hung down, like a pair of saddle wallets

Kum- a- kye, aye, aye, aye, aye

Kum- a- kye, kum- a- rookie, kum- a- kye

She's a big, fat girl, twice the size of me

With hair on her belly, like the branches of a tree

Kum- a- kye, aye, aye, aye, aye

Kum- a- kye, kum- a- rookie, kum- a- kye

Kum- a- Kye, kum- a- kye, kum- a- kye, kum- a- rookie

Kum- a- kye, aye aye

Kum- a- Kye, kum- a - kye, kum- a- rookie, kum- a- kye

She was standing in the kitchen pummeling duff

And the cheeks of her ____, went chuff chuff chuff

Kum- a- kye, aye, aye, aye, aye

Kum- a- kye, kum- a- rookie, kum- a- kye

She was lying there, with her ______ all bare

Every little wiggle made the Troopers all stare

Kum- a- kye, aye, aye, aye, aye

Kum- a- kye, kum- a- rookie, kum- a- kye

I _____ her standing and I _____ her lying

If she had wings, I'd _______ her flying

Kum- a- kye, aye, aye, aye, aye

Kum- a- kye, kum- a- rookie, kum- a- kye

Kum- a- Kye, kum- a- kye, kum- a- kye, kum- a- rookie