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What if I was lost forever?
Or I was Sid's to keep?
He'd twist me and stitch me and prod me and kick me
Turn me into a freak, I'd be downright angry!
Where was Andy?
He left me to die in a ditch
Where was Mr. Potato Head, Slinky and Rex, Etch A Sketch
And Bo Peep, what a witch!
Think I've gone a bit crazy!
Alone in the dark
Sid's favorite play thing he pulls me a part
Puts me together again with some twine
Like a monstrous sheriff cowboy Frankenstein
I remember the days, we'd stay up and play
You bumbling traitors, you left me astray
But now Woody is loose, I've got one thing to say
I'm coming for you and you're all gonna pay!
"Calm down, Woody! We're your friends!"
"Shut up Buzz! I'll kill you!"
"Sorry pal but can we make amends?"
"Shut up Slink I'm gonna kill you!"
"Why can't we just talk it out?"
"Not this time, Bo..."
"Woody-oh-Woody, where have you been?"
"Too late Andy I'm killing you slow!"
Remember the time, that you said you were mine
We would play little westerns, this sheriff would shine
But you left me to rot in the house right next door
And forgot I existed for that I am sure!
You deserve all the punishment you have in store
After all of the toys that are strewn on the floor
From Dolly, to Ducky, to you dinosaur
This whole bedroom is mine and I'll settle the score!
I'll clip Buzz's wings, snip the parachute strings
Then I'll smash little Hamm to bits
I'll overshake Etch A Sketch, crack little Lenny
And beat pretty Bo with her stick
Decapitate Rocky like it was a hobby
And take out and crash RC
I'll make you remember the toy you forgot
For you had forsaken me!
"Calm down, Woody! We're your friends!"
"Shut up Buzz! I'll kill you!"
"Sorry pal but can we make amends?"
"Shut up Slink I'm gonna kill you!"