Vamp!

They just ... they just killed those guys! To death!

We can't stay here, Chicago's too hot!

Sweet Sue needs a sax and a bass, and she's gonna get 'em

From now on, I'm Jo... sephine, and you're Jer... aldine!

You've flipped your wig!

Now you're talkin'!

We're going on tour with Sweet Sue's band

Once we get to San Diego, it's a hop, skip, and a jump to Mexico!

And how do you propose—?

We'll make it up as we go!

It's like jazz, we'll just vamp

"We'll just vamp" is not a plan!

Moment of truth, tied-brother

We gotta riff!

We gotta jam!

We gotta go!

When the club shuts down at two A.M.

And most folks hit the hay

Well, we're two cats who love to jam

So we stay up and play

When someone hits a rhythm

Then a riff comes from a horn

Then we jump in and play it out

'Til a brand new song is born!

Well, this is like a late-night jam

But now it's just us two!

So 'til the tune is perfect, kiddo

You know what we have to do!

We'll just vamp, 'til we're ready

We'll just vamp, on moon and June

We'll just vamp, 'til the way to walk and talk flows like a tune!

We'll just vamp, 'til we find the groove that keeps us both alive

The Josephine and Geraldine save Joe and Jerry jive!

You're not hearing me, Joe

You're right, I'm sorry

Let's hear your idea ... oh, you don't have one?!

Strip!

This girdle may be all that keeps us

From an early grave

Some nylons just might save us

But these legs will need a shave!

Your magic can't protect us

And we do not own a gun

Well, Joe, we're out of options

So like stockings, girl, let's run!

The girls we've known will now become

A note, a beat, a chord

So play it out and just put forth

Our musical, feminine Smörgåsbord!