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Me and Mr. Horner hanging on a corner
Not doing nothing to no one
When the squad car stops and out jump the cops
You're one of them if I ever saw one
Well, I wonder what I said when my face turned red
"Up against the wall," said the tall one
"That's a cute moustache, you got any hash?
Wanna make a buy?" said the small one
Well, I know it's all silly, but I'm staring at the billy
Quietly asking myself, "Now, will he
Use that thing, make my eardrums ring?"
It's all a bad dream and I'm in South Philly
Yeah, tell me, Mr. Horner
Yeah, tell me, Mr. Horner
Me and Mr. Horner, ooh, Arizona
Trying to hitch a ride to Denver
When out of the cold, the state patrol
Pulled over to check out my gender
"Well, is it me or him or Tiny Tim?
Up against the fence," said the dense one
"Well, you picked a bad spot to smoke your pot
What you gonna do? Two against one"
Well, I know it's all silly, but I'm staring at the billy
Quietly asking myself, "Now, will he
Use that thing, make my eardrums ring?"
It's all a bad dream and I'm in South Philly
Yeah, tell me, Mr. Horner
Yeah, tell me, Mr. Horner
Me and Mr. Horner hanging in Kona
Hawaiian sun can be groovy
When a pair of MPs yell out, "Freeze"
And I feel I got a part in a movie
"Tell me, what did I do? Yeah, I'm talking to you
You're a draft card burner if I ever saw one
I can tell by your looks, you've read too many books
About war 'cause you've never been in one"
Well, I know it's all silly, but I'm staring at the billy
Quietly asking myself, "Now, will he
Use that thing, make my eardrums ring?"
It's all a bad dream and I'm in South Philly
Yeah, tell me, Mr. Horner
Yeah, tell me, Mr. Horner