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Mark Twain said, "Those of you who are inclined
To worry have the widest selection in history."
Why complain? Try to do something about it. You know
It's going on nine months now since I decided that I
Was gonna declare that I am a candidate for the
Presidency of the United States. Oh yes, I'm going to run
Shopped around for a party. Well, I looked at the Republicans
Decided talking to a conservative is like talking to your
Refrigerator. You know, the light goes on, the light goes off
It's not gonna do anything that isn't built into it. And I'm
Not gonna talk to a conservative any more than I talk to my
Damn refrigerator. Working for the Democratic party now
That's kind of like rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic
So I created my own party, it's, it's called the Sloth and Indolence
Party. I'm running as an anarchist candidate in the best sense of
That word. I have studied the presidency carefully. I have seen that
Our best presidents were the do-nothing presidents: Millard Fillmore
Warren G. Harding. When you have a president who does things, we
Are all in serious trouble. If he does anything at all, if he gets
Up at night to go to the bathroom, somehow, mystically, trouble will
Ensue. I guarantee that if I am elected, I will take over the White
House, hang out, shoot pool, scratch my ass, and not do a damn thing
Which is to say, if you want something done, don't
Come to me to do it for you, you gotta get together
And figure out how to do it yourselves. Is that a deal?