Oh Sri Lanka

Apartheid for one

Is simply not done

And we need to slow down the arms race

Terrorism is fine

It keeps the commies in line

And ending world hunger will save face

The Middle East is a beast

A big drag at least

It sure needs some kind of segue

But the last thing we need

In the land overseas

Are displays of American meddling

Oh Sri Lanka

Your love I cannot find

You are so distant

You are not one of mine

We need to ensure

America's pure

And takes care of the domestic

Old men and old ladies

And babies with rabies

The places where AIDS has infested

Let's take some axes

To federal taxes

Let's throw away our inhibitions

Let's open the doors

For standards and poors

And mergers and acquisitions

I hope you die yuppie scum

I can't believe that we came from

All the same material

The same dead end, the same home

Oh Sri Lanka

Your love I cannot find

You are so distant

You are not one of mine

Oh Sri Lanka

We do not understand

You are so ...

You ... my land

Oh Sri Lanka