Don't Drink Too Much

Don't drink too much if you can't take it

Don't drink too much if you can't hold it

Don't drink too much if you can't take it

Don't drink too much if you can't hold it

Some people you don't see them sober,

every night they go to the pub around the corner,

never drink less than 12 pints,

pump pon the belly like a tank full of water,

drink to the Indian restaurant after,

the waiter,

eat chicken, curry and a couple of samosa,

then they vomit on somebody's shoulder,

they come next morning with a hungover,

write like a bollosa

feel like a double-decker bus on the move,

feel like Tyson getting my right thunder

Don't drink too much if you can't take it

Don't drink too much if you can't hold it

Don't drink too much if you can't take it

Don't drink too much if you can't hold it

One drink and they're gone, some people,

One drink and they're gone, gone, gone, gone,

One drink and they're gone, some people,

One drink and they're gone,

like the girl,

one glass of vodka she gets tipsy,

tell everybody her life story,

any man want her when she's very easy,

one night she's so drunk to h

she don't remember nothing,

nine months later, blah, baby