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I was ten years old, waiting on Christmas Day
I could hardly wait, it was just one week away
And there were Christmas parties every couple days
With all my relatives so old, they got one foot in the grave
I was ten years old, waiting on Christmas Day
I was happier than Santa in his sleigh
When all of a sudden, Uncle John pointed out there was mistletoe
Right above me, and my Great-Aunt Betty
She leaned in for a kiss and I was mortified
My whole ten years of life flashed right before my eyes
And I said, "Get that mistletoe away from me
I don't wanna kiss nobody
Get your face away from me
Na-na-na-na-na
Get that mistletoe away from me
Ain't nobody want no cooties
I don't wanna kiss nobody
Na-na-na-na-na
I don't wanna kiss nobody
Na-na-na-na-na"
I was ten years old, waiting on Christmas Day
As a ten-year-old, my face needed some space
So no offense to loving aunts, give your poor nephew a chance
And just don't kiss me, I'll get PTSD
She leaned in for a kiss and I was mortified
I'm sorry, ancient lady, but I would rather die
And I said, "Get that mistletoe away from me
I don't wanna kiss nobody
Get your face away from me
Na-na-na-na-na
Get that mistletoe away from me
Ain't nobody want no cooties
I don't wanna kiss nobody
Na-na-na-na-na
Oh, no, I don't wanna kiss nobody
No, no, no, na-na-na-na-na"
All I want for Christmas is peace on earth and no kisses
And who on earth am I kidding? Lots and lots of presents
But if I can't have all this, I'll settle for no kisses
This year, ooh
Get that mistletoe away from me
I don't wanna kiss nobody
Get your face away from me
Na-na-na-na-na
Get that mistletoe away from me
Ain't nobody want no cooties
I don't wanna kiss nobody
Na-na-na-na-na