(I Want to Join a) Biker Gang

I want to join a biker gang (biker gang)

I want to be in a gangbang (a gangbang)

I like my empty life but dang (life but dang)

I want to join a biker gang (biker gang)

I'll get to kiss my chum

And my chum will be deaf and dumb

(My chum will be deaf and dumb)

With a big hairy beard

While there's wolves where he was reared

(While there's wolves where he was reared)

And we will both rivers

Going into what we'll feel

(Going into what we'll feel)

These guys are zooming glue

And maybe my chum will be healed

(Maybe my chum will be healed)

So let my wife and children hang (children hang)

I will be known henceforth as Fang (henceforth as Fang)

Now let the gates of hell go clang (hell go clang)

I'd love to join a biker gang (biker gang)

You make it all look fun

Like it was good to be someone

(Like it was good to be someone)

You do it with finesse

Like everything was not a mess

(Like everything was not a mess)

You do it with panache

Behind your riding free moustache

(Behind your riding free moustache)

You do it with a smile

Like it was going out of style

(Like it was going out of style)

I want to join a biker gang (biker gang)

I want to be in a gangbang (a gangbang)

I like my empty life but dang (life but dang)

I want to join a biker gang (biker gang)

I want to join a biker gang (biker gang)

I want to be in a gangbang (a gangbang)

I like my empty life but dang (life but dang)

I want to join a biker gang (biker gang)