NASCAR

I like NASCAR i always thought Stayfree

Mini pads ought to sponsor NASCAR

Just to hear the announcers that'd

Be pretty good right there

'Welcome to the Summer's Eve 200

The KY Jelly car has

Just accelerated and easily slipped into

The #2 hole the

Vagisil car has been itching and

Burning rubber all season

Out there and is #1 in the Busch standings'

(laughs)

That's right they got hard

Liquor sponsorship now, too

Which'd- That'd be another good

Race to hear!

'We just started the race and the #7 Jack

Daniel's car has already slammed

Through the wall!

Followеd closely by the Coca-Cola

Chaser car! All 15

Mеmbers of the Jose Cuervo car are

Still waiting on a jump-start

Could somebody please unhook

The lawn maintenance trailer from

The Jose Cuervo

Car? The leaves are blowing out when they

Go around turn 2' Git-R-Done that's funny

I don't care who you are right there

But I like NASCAR i was in Talladega

Last year did you know the

Viagra car is the only car that's

Got windshield wipers on the inside?

(laughs) That's funny! (laughs)

That's true!

But them people that mock NASCAR

That don't under- Look, if

You don't understand a sport, don't

Talk about it bad

Alright? I gotta tell you something

You know what I mean?

I was leaving- I'm gonna tell you a story

I was leaving the hospital the

Other day i ain't

Gonna ment- We had a big shakeup in

The family, but that ain't concern

To you but, uh, we was leaving the hospital

I was visiting my grandpa he's getting

Uh, ovarian cancer and, uh yeah, we

Didn't even know it uh he did

Have a lot of high heels, i do

Remember that, but I didn't think nothing

Of it when he breastfed me

That was kind of weird i

Didn't understand that i

Knew there was something going on with him

But I'm leaving the hospital and there's a

Little kid there coloring or something

But I had

My NASCAR shirt on and he goes, 'You a

NASCAR fan?' I'm like

'Git-R-Done!' He's like

'NASCAR ain't nothing but a bunch

Of mullet headed rednecks

Drinking Busch beer watching cars go around

In circles all day' That's

What he said! Pissed me off i went up to

That little punk and I said

'Let me tell you something

You little turd nASCAR's a

Lot more than that

Alright? We also got Budweiser!'

(laughs) Git-R-Done! I walked by him

I kind of smacked him upside the head a

Little bit he pissed me off it's

A wonder I didn't rip him

Out of his wheelchair ain't

Nothing I hate worse than

A cocky crippled kid

I'll tell you that right now

You respect your elders