Comedian

COMEDIAN

I enjoy a funny joke

Even one at my expense

But when the laughter finally dies

Do you come to my defense?

I guess that’s the price I pay to be

Your little amusement

Did I leave them rolling in the aisles?

While I barely cracked a smile

CHORUS

And everyone

Thinks I’m a comedian

Because you laugh each time I fall

And everyone

Thinks I’m a comedian

But I wish I had the balls

And that’s the biggest joke of them all

Stop me, won’t you stop my please

If you’ve heard this one before

About the rabbi and the priest

Or how about the Farmer’s Daughter?

Or did you hear the one

When I said I wished I was your lover

Did you laugh so hard you split your sides?

I laughed ‘til I cried

CHORUS

And everyone

Thinks I’m a comedian

Because you laugh each time I fall

And everyone

Thinks I’m a comedian

But I wish I had the balls

BRIDGE

To tell them how it feels to be knocked down

To look through the tears of a clown

To smile and remain witty

While exposing each vulnerability

To hear laughter and never pity

Did you laugh so hard you peed your pants

Because I never had a chance

CHORUS

OUTRO