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Yeah
Uh-huh
It's that time
Check the clock
The Netflix screen asked if I was still watching
About forty-five minutes ago but I couldn't find the remote
Buried somewhere in the cushions of this beige sofa
And honestly the effort to move feels strictly theoretical.
I'm staring at the ceiling fan spinning
Trying to hypnotize myself out of this situation
But my stomach just made a noise like a distinct growl
Like a rusted engine turning over in a parking lot.
I got the midnight munchies, baby, what we gonna do?
I'm raiding out the pantry looking for a mountain dew
I need that sweet and salty, yeah I need a little crunch
It's 3 AM in the morning but I'm ready for some lunch.
Yeah, we mixing up the flavors, yeah we doing it right
Eating cereal out the box in the kitchen light
I got the midnight munchies, tell me what you wanna see
We got leftovers, takeout, and a little bit of cheese.
Now I'm navigating hallways like a tactical operative
Seeking out the sustenance, the motive is positive
Dodging the pizza box tower, a leaning impediment
Scanning the cupboards for anything suggestive of sediment.
Or nutritional value, gotta keep the levels high
Found a bag of marshmallows and a frozen pot pie
Improvisation is the key to the culinary arts
When you're working with a toaster and some strawberry tarts.
I'm the king of the castle, I'm the lord of the snacks
Reading nutrition facts on the back of the packs
Like fifty grams of sugar? Man, that sounds about correct
Put the nachos in the oven, show the cheddar some respect.
Is it breakfast?
Is it dinner?
I don't know
But I feel like a winner.
Put the hot sauce on the popcorn
Don't look at me like that
It's a delicacy
It's a verified fact.
I got the midnight munchies, baby, what we gonna do?
I'm raiding out the pantry looking for a mountain dew
I need that sweet and salty, yeah I need a little crunch
It's 3 AM in the morning but I'm ready for some lunch.
Yeah, we mixing up the flavors, yeah we doing it right
Eating cereal out the box in the kitchen light
I got the midnight munchies, tell me what you wanna see
We got leftovers, takeout, and a little bit of cheese.
Pass the milk
No, the other milk
The chocolate one
Yeah
That hits the spot.