Steal Your Beer (Live)

Dear Mr. Occupant

to whom this may concern

I thought I'd leave this note for you

to read on your return.

Your daughter came to see us play

me and all the band

And since you're not around today

I knew you'd understand...

If we...

Fuck your daughter

Wreck your home

Call long-distance on your phone

Eat up all your food and steal your beer.

This house is too big

for your little girl alone

We tried our best to make ourselves

feel right at home

You see we've come from miles away

We're strangers to this town

Your daughter brought us here tonight

and since you're not around...

We though we'd...

Fuck your daughter

Wreck your home

Call long-distance on your phone

Eat up all your food and steal your beer.

I really must be going now

You've been too kind for words

Your toilet's overflowing

Cause it's clogged up with our turds.

B.A. has made himself

a patch out on the lawn

and I'll kiss your daughters lips

until the next time you are gone

When we will...

Fuck your daughter

Wreck your home

Call long-distance on your phone

Have sex in your shower stalls

Write our names upon your walls and

Eat up all your food and steal your beer.

We're going to eat up all you food and steal your beer.

We're going to eat up all you food and steal your beer.