Potatoes

This is a song for my first love

The one I taste almost every night

You're my end and my beginning

With you by my side I'm winning

I want everyone to know

The love of my life is potatoes

So give me those chips, fries, perogies

Tater tots and gnocchi

Scalloped, hashed, baked, mashed,

I've known a love like that

Piled you high, shaped like a volcano

The love of life is potatoes

Late nights on the couch

Family dinner at my parents' house

My husband's fine, or so I've been told

But have you ever tried a Yukon Gold

You're not a Thanksgiving side dish, plan B

I want you red, white, purple, and inside of me

Chips, fries, perogies

Tater tots and gnocchi

Smooth, lumpy, firm or soft

I like you best with your skin off

Piled you high,

Piled you high,

Piled you high,

My spud-mate for life

I get all tatered up inside

We're butter together

Baked in my heart forever

You're my perfect mash

Loaded and smashed

I love you so

Potatoes