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Daddy left for work
Said, we're running outta milk
Mommy said
The milkman's near
I'll fit him in somewhere
The milkman arrived
And whispered in her ear
Let's go to the barn
I'll show you how I like it squeezed
She
Knelt down low
Said, I'll give you a hand
Up and down
Slow and easy
Till it gets nice and firm
And he hummed quietly
Mmmmm
That's coming up strong
Bend down low
Grab it tight
Open wide
Get it all inside
Careful though
It will come pouring out
Fresh skimmed milk
A protein shot
A creamy, tasty, frothy treat
Work it steady
All the way, till it lands
Just where it ought to be
Don't stop pumping
Till the white stuff squirts
Sip it up
Don't miss a drop
Daddy walked in and asked
So, did you get the milk
Mommy grinned, freshly squeezed
Slid out smooth as silk
He said, did he drop it off
Or was it pumped on site
She laughed, I pumped all right
Didn't leave a drop behind
Daddy grabbed a mug, said
Was it a lot of work
Or did it come quick
Mummy winked, kept at it
Till the white stuff flowed
Then Dad poured it in his coffee
Took a big ol' sip
Licked his lips and said
Mmmmm
Wow
That's got some kick
I'm so proud of you, hun
Dad says to Mom
Think you could teach me
Maybe I can give the Milkman
A hand next time
Mummy winked
Oh, it's easy
At first
But then it gets hard
All you gotta do is
Bend down low
Grab it tight
Open wide
Get it all inside
Careful though
It will come pouring out
Fresh skimmed milk
A protein shot
A creamy, tasty, frothy treat
Work it steady
All the way, till it lands
Just where it ought to be
Don't stop
Bend down low
Grab it tight
Open wide
Get it all inside
Careful though
It will come pouring out
Fresh skimmed milk
A protein shot
A creamy, tasty, frothy treat
Work it steady
All the way, till it lands
Just where it ought to be
Don't stop pumping
Till the white stuff squirts
Sip it up
Don't miss a drop