Basement Scam

I can't twist

Those landmarks that you've missed

When your life is such a social whirl

I am still

I can't stand

Those basement scams you plan

Can't say that you're heart won't land

When it will

Your guitar is lying broke

Your friends think it's all a joke

Rundown glam, basement scam

I can't stand

Those basement scams you plan

Can't say that you're heart won't land

When it will

You drove an old sports car

Maybe thought that you would break some hearts

Seems mad, basement scam

What's the plan? Basement scam?