Veggie Alligator

If you're swimming in a swamp

Sooner or later you'll hear an awful chomp

An alligator has chosen you for a bit of snack

But today's your lucky day

This alligator will swim the other way

He likes potatoes and cauliflower

For a bit of a snack

'Cause he's a veggie alligator

A real meat hater

You'd better go and tell the waiter

Stock up on the sweet corn, order in the olives

Tons of tinned tomater

'Cause he's a veggie alligator

So when visiting the zoo, here is a creature

Who won't be eating you or your head teacher

'Cause it's a fact, he's a vegetable fan

You can dip your toes right in 'cause he won't nibble

The smell of human skin won't make him dribble or salivate

He would rather eat bran

'Cause he's a veggie alligator

A real meat hater

You'd better go and tell the waiter

Stock up on the sweet corn, order in the olives

Tons of tinned tomater

'Cause he's a veggie alligator

'Cause he's a veggie alligator

'Cause he's a veggie alligator

Or so he says!