Girls all talking, nonstop whispers
New teacher giving shivers
Rumor mill in overdrive
"Dreamy smile," secondhand lives
Tall frame stories, clean-cut stare
They swear his sweater fits unfair
"I'd call him Daddy," all the girls say
Swooning, drooling, losing their way
Do WHAT against his chalkboard?
That dirty talk has me floored
Do WHAT on his desk?
That's straight up grotesque
Sophie's buzzing, hope on blast
Crushing hard on Mr. Halifax
He never noticed, not once, not yet
So this new guy's her best bet
Worked for me with Axel before
Why not try it once more?
"I'd call him Daddy," all the girls say
Swooning, drooling, losing their way
Do WHAT against his chalkboard?
That dirty talk has me floored
Do WHAT on his desk?
That's straight up grotesque
Coding class, doors swing wide
Sophie freezes mid-stride
Dry heaving, hand to face
What's her deal?
Why that pace?
"It's... it's... Uncle James," she says
"I'd call him Daddy"
All the girls say
But I do call him Daddy
In the worst possible way
That's my literal daddy
Please erase today
Every word Sophie said
Makes me want to gag away
Worst of all, he clocks my heels
Clearly banned, the deal is sealed
I'm so grounded