I Need a Miracle

I need a woman 'bout twice my age

A lady of nobility, gentility and rage

Splendor in the dark, lightning on the draw

We'll go right through the book and break each and every law.

I got a feeling and it won't go away, oh no

Just one thing then I'll be OK

I need a miracle every day.

I need a woman 'bout twice my height

Statuesque, raven-dressed, a goddess of the night.

Her secret incantations, a candle burning blue

We'll consult the spirits maybe they'll know what to do.

And it's real and it won't go away, oh no

I can't get around and I can't run away

I need a miracle every day.

I need a woman 'bout twice my weight

A ton of fun who packs a gun with all her freight

Find her in a sideshow leave her in L.A.

Ride her like a surfer running on a tidal wave.

And it's real, believe what I say, yeah

Just one thing I got to say

I need a miracle every day.

It takes dynamite to get me up

Too much of everything is just enough

One more thing I just got to say

I need a miracle every day,

I need a miracle every day,

I need a miracle every day, (got to be the only way)

I need a miracle