Lisa P.: The Tyrant of Sillytown, USA

Well well well, what do we have here?

Some little trespassers think this is their private playground

Some awful instagram photoshoot right by my prized hydrangeas

But my property taxes pay for that grass

Every. Single. Blade. Of. It

So I'm going to give them a piece of my mind

Hey, you kids! I'm documenting all of this

Your parents will hear about this absolute disgrace

Don't roll your eyes at me young lady

Back in my day we had a thing called respect for our elders

I've got your faces on camera, so just wait until the police hear about this

This neighborhood is falling apart at the seams

You're just disgusting. An absolute disgrace

Children are not welcome here

Don't you dare come here you entitled monsters

This neighborhood is falling apart and your parents will hear from my lawyer

And don't you roll you eyes at me or the community board will hear about this

This generation has no respect. I demand respect as your elder.