Deep Down Inside

Somewhere there's a darn nice fella

Deep down inside

(Deep down inside)

Deep down in the old subcellar

Somewhere

Though I think he fell asleep down inside

Deep down, digga-digga-deep down inside

You try it now!

(No, I'm ashamed)

Go on

(All right, I will)

Sometimes, I'm a darn near human

Deep down inside

(Deep down inside, Mr. Pinchley)

Deep down where the bass is boomin'

Sometimes, gotta take that broom and

Sweep down inside

Sweep down, digga-digga-deep down inside

Hey, I like that!

(Keep going!)

No man is a true pariah

Deep down inside

Deep down inside

Deep down in the old spare tire

No man is a true Uriah

Heep down inside

There's a lover that you just can't keep down

Deep down inside

Deep down inside

We found it, Mr. Pinchley!

We found that little bit of good in you!

(You think - You think some people would like me?)

Try it and see!

(All right, I will)

Junior!

(Did you scream, Father?)

Junior, how about you and me

Going out and having dinner together sometime?

(Oh, Daddy!)

He called me Daddy!

(He likes you)

And I don't even like him!

In even the worst of varmints

You'll find a good deed

Down under the outer garments

Of malice and greed

That little gold streak is shining

Believe it or not

That is, if you don't mind mining

Till you hit rock bottom

Strip down (rip down)

Meet a real pip down

Deep down (deep down) inside

Deep down (deep down) inside

Slip down (zip down)

Take a little trip down

Go down (low down)

Meet a good Joe down

Under your heart

On that shovel get a real good grip and

Dip down in

Dip down in

Dip down inside

Hey, hey

Do you think - do you think other people would like me?

(Of course, Mr. Pinchley

If you'll only give them a chance!)

All right, I will

Other people!

(Sir?)

Other people

I'm gonna tear up all the mortgages on debtors' row

And you can live there for free!

(Free?)

And Monday, the painters are coming

And starting this winter

Heat!

(Heat?!)

Three cheers for Pinchley

He's true blue

We knew eventually

He'd come through

'Cause Pinchley is a real nice human

Deep down inside

Deep down inside

Deep down there's a violet bloomin'

Pinchley ain't a low inhuman

Creep down inside

He's a fella with a heart that's big

All you gotta do is dig, dig, dig

Snoop down, stoop down (get the real poop down)

Deep down, deep down

(Down where?)

Deep down, deep down

(Right there)

Scoop down, troop down

(Bring a little group down)

Get down, set down

Meet a good bet down

Under your heart

Then rise up and give a hip, hip, hip, hip

Three cheers for Pinchley

He's okay

We know essentially

He's grade A

'Cause no man is a mean old geezer

Clear down inside (no mean geezer)

Peer down inside

Clear down in the geezer freezer

No man will deny that he's a

Dear down inside

Dear Miss Schlumpfert

You've been such a comfort

Deep, deep, deep, down

Deep down inside

In even the worst of varmints

You'll find a good deed

Down under the outer garments

Of malice and greed

That little gold streak is shining

Believe it or not

That is, if you don't mind mining

Till you hit rock bottom

He's a darn nice fella

Deep down inside

Deep down inside

Zip down, nip down

Take a little trip down

Go down, low down

Meet a good Joe down

Under your heart

On that shovel get a real good grip and

Dig down in

Dig down in

Dig down inside

Deep down inside