YO HO (PEG THE POOPDECK)

ARG ARG!

I am a pirate, I sail the seven seas

Me ship she be sturdy, glidin' through the breeze

Sail the seas, pillage and seize

Drink our rum, whenever we please

Take of me leg and give you a peg

Me balls be big as cannons

She's on my deck and soaking wet

Her clam smells like salmon

YO HO

YO HO

YO HO

YO HO

I am a pirate, I'll make you walk the plank

We hunt for gold, stories are told

I'll give your arse a spank

Met a lass fine as glass, I blunderbuss on her booty

Nevermind I kinda like dudes, I think I'm a little fruity

Yar har har

Yardy har har har

YO HO

YO HO

YO HO

YO HO

Burn them all to the ground

Sink just watch them drown

Shiver my timbers