Intro

Ranger fans, we're back here in Arlington, Chris Graham is your host

Darryl Dixon steps up to the podium, along with his secretary

In the month of May alone-

Brad, even with your beautiful, six-pack abs

Your gorgeous biceps, your perfect jawline

And your certified pre-owned F-150, you'll never be enough

Let's be honest, are you giving her more or less?

Well, look no further than Blue Juice

The male enhancement energy shot that can be your ticket

To get you from rock bottom to rock hard

Blue Juice, it's not only your drug, it's her drug

Sorry, kid, you keep going this way

Your career's gonna end up in a boiling pot

No, but it was only just one drop, Summer

Tommy, eleven beers before 6p.m.?

Oh, leave me alone, go scratch your ass