Earache My Eye

My mama talkin' to me, tryna to tell me how to live

But I don't listen to her 'cause my head is like a sieve

My daddy, he disowned me 'cause I wear my sister's clothes

He caught me in the bathroom in a pair of pantyhose

My basketball coach, he's done kicked me off the team

For wearing high-heeled sneakers and acting like a queen (queen)

The world's comin' to an end, I don't even care

As long as I can have a limo and my orange hair

And it don't bother me if people think I'm funny

'Cause I'm a big rock star, and I'm making lots of money

Money, money, money, money, money

I'm so bloody rich, I own apartment buildings and shopping center

And I only know three chords, watch me burn you fools

I said turn that thing down and get ready for school

Hey, what are you trying to do? You ruined my record, man, I just bought it

I don't care what you just bought

You get your little fanny perpendicular and get ready for school

I'm not going to school

What do you mean you're not going to school?

It's what I said, I'm not going to school

And why not?

Because I'm sick, that's why not

Sick, you're sick, all right

What's wrong with you now, prince charming?

I got an earache

Earache, my eye, how would you like a butt ache?

Now, get your little fanny out of that bed and clean up this room

It looks like a pigsty, you hear me?

All right, that's enough, that's enough

You pushed me far enough, young man, you're gettin' punished

Now stand up (no), I said, stand up!

Ah, let go of my hair, man

Now, young man, I have talked to you and talked to you and talked to you

'Til I'm blue in the face, and I'm done talking to you

Good, does that mean you're done spitting on me, too?

Shut up, I'm not done talking to you, now turn around and bend over

Or what are you going to do, you pervert?

Pervert? What are you snobby little

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow

Oh, shut up, I haven't even touched you yet

Now I want you to know this is gonna hurt you a lot more than it's gonna hurt me

Oh wow, that didn't even hurt

Oh, yeah?

Oh, wow, what are you trying to do, tickle me?

Tickle you? Yeah, I'll tickle you, ow!

Oh, is that tickle, huh?

Come on, I'll tickle

Come on, lock it up, honey, come on

Oh no more, no more

All right, now you're gonna do what I tell ya?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

You gonna talk back to me?

Yeah, yeah, what?

I mean, no, no, no, no, no

Alright, now you get your clothes on and get your little butt ready for school right now

Do you understand? Yeah, alright