I Don't Like Alcohol

I don't like alcohol

The devil's stuff god damn it all

But alcohol does like me

And who am I to disagree

Since day one

I've been haunted by booze

Even in my dreams

The priest baptised me

And dipped my head in irish cream

When i was sick

While growing up

My granny gave me lots of grog

After school

First job for me

The only place I found was a winery

You know the only cure

At least one beer or more

I don't like alcohol

The devil's stuff god damn it all

But alcohol does like me

And who am I to disagree

I don't like alcohol

The devil's stuff god damn it all

But alcohol does like me

And who am I to disagree

People loved me

They crowned me the wine king of the nights

So I drank

Every day until the light

I sought solace at a monastery

Forever sober

My final destiny

What a surprise, I didn't know

The monks brewed beer

Oh what a blow!

You know the only cure

At least one beer or more

I don't like alcohol

The devil's stuff god damn it all

But alcohol does like me

And who am I to disagree

I don't like alcohol

The devil's stuff god damn it all

But alcohol does like me

And who am I to disagree

No matter what I do, it seems to just get worse

Beer and wine and whisky, I guess it is my curse

I don't like alcohol

The devil's stuff god damn it all

But alcohol does like me

And who am I to disagree

I don't like alcohol

The devil's stuff god damn it all

But alcohol does like me

And who am I to disagree

And who am I to disagree