(Locked In The Toilet At) Space Prom

Locked in the toilet at space prom

Where have all my space friends gone

They're all outside thinking nothing's wrong

I'm in here with a space problem

It's a good space night and it's better than air

But when space nature calls you gotta answer

I see the space toilet block over there

Time to pull my space pants down and prepare

Space demons coming with no remorse

Coming out of me like a space Trojan horse

Suddenly I'm done as a matter of course

Jiggling the lock I push with force, but

I'm locked in the toilet at space prom

Where have all my space friends gone

They're all outside thinking nothing's wrong

I'm in here with a space problem

Someone came in and asked "who died?"

I said "not me but I'm locked inside"

Then he called the space fire brigade

Now everyone knows I'm the toilet boy

Wish I'd gone before I left

This night has left me space bereft

Of people who believe I can

Operate a door lock mechanism