ALMOST FAMOUS

I never cared for all the high-class banquets

Oh, wasting time out jerking rich folks off

I'm having fun just doing lowlife bullshit

I was born to piss the whole world off

Yeah, I've got kin folk that I've known

Before the suits all came along

There's a feeling I call home

I love to keep my circles small

Call my grandma on the phone

She just loves to hear me talk

She's the only one that knows I'm falling off

I'm just a white trash dive bar, local favorite

Front porch rock star, bush line wasted

They say I'm something, but I never asked for this

Guess that I'm alright with being

Almost famous

Almost famous

These days I only care for simple basics

No time to waste out playing heartbreak songs

My wife's got a list of shit

I gotta get back home to fix

Do my chores, tuck in the kids

My baby boy's birthday wish

Was just to have me back at home

I'm just a white trash dive bar, local favorite

Front porch rock star, bush line wasted

Mama tells them I'm the best that ever lived

No matter what they say, I can't forget (can't forget)

I'm a small-town talent show for the Alcoa Bridge

Front-page paper hidden in my parent's basement

They say I'm something, but I never asked for this

Guess that I'm alright with being

Almost famous

A front porch wasted

I'm just a white trash dive bar, local favorite

Front porch rock star, bush line wasted

Mama tells them I'm the best that ever lived

No matter what they say, I can't forget (I can't forget)

I'm a small-town talent show for the Alcoa Bridge

Front-page paper hidden in my parent's basement

They say I'm something, but I know they're full of shit

Guess that I'm alright with being

Almost famous

I'm front porch wasted

I'm almost famous (fuck)