A Real Life, Happily Ever After

I'm finished with adventure, tired of my sword

Those songs about my exploits leave me kinda bored

At last I've seen the sunset, I've been riding toward

A real-life happily ever after

I'm done with all the intrigue, sick of kicking ass

As far as seeking vengeance, frankly I can pass

I'm ready now for something of a different class

A real-life happily ever after

Screw the zombies and wizards and dragons

All the magic I need is you

I wanted to do a real proposal

With a proper ring

But seeing as we're here, this'll have to do

Will you, Princess Isabela Maria Lucia

Elisabetta

Elisabetta of Valencia

Do me the greatest honor of becoming Mrs. Gary Gallivant?

Gary? Is that short for something?

No

Huh, I guess I always thought your first name was Gallivant

I'm still kneeling here

Oh, of course, I'm sorry

And, oh yes, I will marry you

A cottage by the seaside

With a beach to comb

I can tend the garden

I can write my poem

With seven (Three) small children

Journey done, we're home

As epic endings go it's rather small

But it's a real-life happily ever after

After all