Upgrade

This is my favorite place behind the school

Being here

With you right now

Our future is so clear

Our union is so near

Being here

With you right now

I'll tenderly guide you

Just take me inside you

Forever

Your life was so pitiful before

Now it's time to go all the way

And more

You gotta' get an upgrade (Upgrade)

Upgrade You gotta' get an upgrade

(Upgrade) Upgrade

Don't worry about the guilt you feel

Just take a breath

And seal the deal

Damn!

Gotta' get an upgrade

You gotta' get an upgrade

Do you wanna come over

To my place tonight?

We'll get all sporty

And play cricket Or get a forty

And just kick it

My parents won't be home

So its alright

They laundered money

Now they're on the run

Wait- Th- That's illegal

Which means the house is empty So, that's fun

Oh yeah, yeah

Never hung with a girl like you before I don't know if you know it

But I am sure That, for me, you are an upgrade (Upgrade)

Upgrade Let's be each other's Upgrade (Oh wow)

Upgrade

Well I am flattered

This is new

Still, I'm not sure

What I should do

You gotta' take the upgrade

Gotta' take the upgrade

C-c-c c'mon Jeremy, can't you see

We got a plan

Now be a man

You start with Brooke

And then, progress

And we assess

And soon, success

Will intervene By which, I mean

Christine Christine Christine (Christine)

Christine, Christine

Michael?

Where have you been all day?

Really?

So, you're not the one who's been avoiding me?

It's called optic nerve blocking

I have been blocking Michael from your field of vision

Wait, what?

Michael is a link to "Jeremy 1.0"

To upgrade you must be willing to make sacrifices

Seriously, what's up with you?

You've been acting shady ever since-- since

It worked, didn't it?

Jeremy, that's amazing!

We gotta' test it out- No, we gotta' celebrate!

We gotta'

Get stoned in my basement!

I already know what it's like to

Be the loser

I should find out what it's like to

Not be the loser I don't wanna' be special

I just wanna be chill as life will allow

Should I take the upgrade?

Upgrade, upgrade, upgrade, upgrade

(Should I take the upgrade?)

Now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now Now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now

And I wasn't sure before

But now I wanna' go all the way

And more

So gimme that Upgrade (upgrade, upgrade)

Gimme that Upgrade, upgrade, upgrade

Tried to be genuine and true

But now it's time for something new

So gimme that

Upgrade, upgrade, upgrade

Gimme that

Upgrade, upgrade, upgrade

Really it doesn't matter how I'm getting the upgrade right now!

Jeremy, are you coming?

Optic nerve blocking, on

Now, let's get to work.

Ah, ah, ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!