The Flu Hatin' Rap

Flu, yo, you gotta be aware

Aware about the flu, up in the air

I'mma get me a shot, make the flu go away

Flu hatin' rapper, just rappin' away

Yo, yo, flu hatin' rapper, it's a flu hatin' rap

Flu hatin' rap

First you, step to the left

Then you step to the right and your chin is cleft

If you don't have the flu, then ... Don't bother, listenin'

The flu snot is glistenin'

All around us, I'm a flu hatin' rapper

Go to the crapper, when the poop comes out like liquid

That means you've got the flu

So then, what do you do?

You go to the doctor, you get a shot

Actually it's too late at that point

This is about flu awareness

Gotta be aware of the flu in the airness

Yo, I'm a flu hatin' rapper

My name is MC Haaaa... MC Hap

MC Haps, I'm a flu hatin' rapper

Don't need a keeper, don't need a trapper

I'm not a student here, I'm a ... Person you hired

To dance ... In the fire

The fire of flu awareness

Ha! Hot, hot, hip-hop

It's a flu hatin' rap

Flu hatin' rap

First you, step to the left

Then you step to the right and your chin is cleft

If you don't have the flu, then... Don't bother, listenin'

The flu snot is glistenin'

All around us, I'm a flu hatin' rapper