Perfectly Gross Little Dirtbag

Knock, knock, who's there?

It's a hormone monster, ha-ha

No, no, no, no, no, you gotta be kidding me, Nick is right there sir

And?

And I'ma good person, I wouldn't do that laying next to a friend

Then why am I here?

Oh my God, you're always right

What the hell is wrong with me?

Nothing, you're a perfectly normal gross little dirtbag