Gospel Truth I (Mount Olympus)

We are the Muses!

Your divine divas from Olympus

Your vocal assassins from Athens

Freaky

Funky –

And fiercely high-fashioned!

Hello and hallelu!

We are the muses

Welcoming you

We are your girl group

Goddesses

And your greek chorus, too

We're here to tell the tale

We won't leave out the juiciest parts!

And while we're at it

Sing and dance our way into your hearts!

And that's the gospel truth!

We're gonna spill some tea

It's hot!

Fill you in on destiny

The plot!

You never know what lies in store for you!

Fate can twist and turn so quick

And play a trick or two

Your life can change like that

From bitter grapes to sweet as vermouth

Though honey, it may

Seem imposs'ble

That's the gospel truth!

Today we'll tell you a tale of destiny

The tale of hercules

Girl, you mean hunkules!

Give that brother a bandage, he is cut!

Our tale actually begins when hercules does

And, honey, we don't just serve back –

We serve back story, too!

Back when the world was young

Zeus made the earth a smashing success

And all the gods holed

Up on mount olympus

Nice address!

Zeus thought he had it all

All he could ever dream of was his

And then, at last

A son to carry on the fam'ly biz

They named him

Hercules

They knew he was a special boy

So bright!

A paragon!

The real mccoy!

That's right!

This gorgeous tot was strong as he could be!

He hit the jackpot

...Crushing the genetic lottery!

And all the gods went wild

To celebrate this miracle child

Though honey, it may seem imposs'ble

That's the gospel truth!

And, so, you best believe

And, so, you best believe

The boy was born to overachieve!