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Steve Jobs, Steve, Stevie Jobs, Steven
Steve Jobs, Steve, Stevie Jobs, Steven
Steve Jobs, Steve, Stevie Jobs, Steven
Steve Jobs, Steve, Stevie Jobs, Steven
It was early in '07
When he went on stage and said:
"I've been lookin' forward to this day for two and a half years now."
Fast forward a little bit
And we all stare at a little brick
And we haven't been outside at all for two and a half years now
So get off your iPhone
And get in the real world
Log out of Tinder
And go meet a real girl
Get off your iPhone
And get in the real world
No more pictures of salad
No more selfies of drunk girls
And get off your iPhone
And get in the real world
Log out of Pornhub
And go find a real girl
Now the story about him says
He wouldn't even let his kids
Use any device 'cause he knew all the damage that it did
Fast forward a little more
We won't even go to the store
'Cause Twitter said, "Don't go outside, it's full of viruses!"
So get off your iPhone
And get in the real world
Log out of Tinder
And go meet a real girl
Get off your iPhone
And get in the real world
Facebook is poison
TikTok's for young girls
And get off your iPhone
And get in the real world
Log out of Pornhub
And go find a real girl
Oh Steve, you're a little prick
'Cause I can't live without my little brick
Little bricks in our purses and pockets
Little bricks that make our necks crooked
Little bricks to track just where we've been
Little bricks revealing all our sins
Little bricks we're always on the scroll
Little bricks, we're losing all control
Little bricks to help us where we're going
Little bricks of dopamine explosion!
Oh Steve, you're a little prick
'Cause I can't live without my little brick