P.M.S.

I'm cranky and tired

Don't want to get out of my bed

I'm hurting and hungry

I have an aching in my head

My body's turned on me

Feels like I'll never be the same

But there is still one thing

I warn you not to say

Even if I'm P.M.S.ing don't ask if I'm P.M.S.ing

Just because I'm angry

Doesn't mean that it's my time of month

I can have emotions that are not caused by my uterus

So please don't make assumptions every time

Don't bring it up and we'll get along just fine

Even if I'm P.M.S.ing don't ask if I'm P.M.S.ing

I'm going through enough without you making me feel ten times worse

Just try to be patient since you never have to deal with this

Or maybe just bring chocolate and ice cream

Help me get through this monthly misery