I Was a Prisoner in Your Skull

Testing, one, two, three

Well, well fuck, I mean

I just don't know what to say

I'm very glad to be here with you tonight

I'll be able to talk to you about some things

That I know a great deal about

Everyone knows that you are fucked up

And everyone knows that I am fucked up

But does everyone know that you are more fucked up than me?

Well, I know that

And you know that

But our purpose is to tell everyone that

Take, for instance, the time you went to the bathroom, to take a shower

You had soap, you had a towel, shampoo, washcloth, a brush

Everything was set

But you had to call me to come turn on the water for you

You didn't know where or how

That is one instance of how fucked up you are

A second instance of how fucked up your are

You was going to cook you some breakfast

Well, you went in there and you put some toast in the toaster

Put a skillet on the stove, some grease in it

You got you some eggs out, some bacon

Poured you some orange juice and made you some coffee

Got some jelly and some butter

Fried eggs, salt, pepper, got the bacon on the grill

Everything was fine, except for one thing

You had to call me in there to show you how to use a fork

Now, a third instance of the way you're fucked up

You got dressed, ready to go to school

Everything was fine

Got outside, got in your car, key in the ignition

Except for one thing

You had to call me to come show you