Sex Machine

I've got a brand new pair of jeans

I've been to the doctor, he's got the means

He turned me into a sex machine

He's given me a pair of enormous balls

I could even fill a festival hall

With schoolgirls who want more and more

I'm going to the doctor's

It's easy, you see

No need for operations

And he knows how it feels

Tomorrow I get my hands done

With fifteen fingers and a polygum

I'll rattle the girls till they come and come

This gland change has really done the trick

It proves alcohol and gives me kicks

And makes me have supersonic sex

I'm going to the doctor's

It's easy, you see

No need for operations

And he knows how it feels

I've got pricks on my toes and one up my nose

And some on my back that nobody knows

And the one I got just grows and grows

I've got a set of clits hanging in my ear

I went to the doc to get a smear

He told me I had gonorrhea

I'm going to the doctor's

It's easy, you see

No need for operations

And he knows how it feels

A nuclear prick is hidden up my bum

I tried it on a lady who likes some fun

And she got blown to kingdom come

I'm going to the doctor's

It's easy, you see

No need for operations

And he knows how it feels