Officer

Forty below driving on deathly icy roads

Backseat is full of clothes, I gotta talk this over

Run out of gas, wake a stranger up to fill my tank in his pajamas

I only got ten dollars

I'm not drunk, I wanna go home, officer

It's been a long road and I feel awful

I'm not drunk, I wanna go home, officer

And that's all, that's all, that's all

She has company and I've walked into the wrong room

So I go to the bathroom and I wash my hands in sulfur water

Twitterpated buzz is coming off of her

My aberration forces me to leave her

She asks me to stay but I've outgrown her

So I'm back in my car and I get pulled over

I'm not drunk, I wanna go home, officer

It's been a long road and I feel awful

I'm not drunk, I wanna go home, officer

And that's all, that's all, that's all

With a warning, I check my wipers and defog

I notice my mind is on the floor, but I must move onward

So I pick a song and I sing along

My lofty dreams dance on and on over a place I'll live forever

I'm not drunk, I wanna go home, officer

It's been a long road and I feel awful

I'm not drunk, I wanna go home, officer

And that's all, that's all

I'm not drunk, I wanna go home, officer

It's been a long road and everything's awkward

I'm not drunk, I wanna go home, officer

And that's all, that's all, that's all