At the State Fair with a White Trash Sucker (Joseph Bishara Remix)

Let me tell you 'bout a kid I know.

We met awhile ago.

At the State Fair.

He was showing his blue ribbon pig.

And I was thinking big.

While I was combing my hair.

He was never like the other guys

Selling curly-fries

Or rigging the games.

4-H was his one true love.

We'd hang out above

The dunk-tank when it rains.

Gonna step-up, step-up. step right up,

I'm never ever coming home. (x2)

I'm really into the boys that work there.

The feeling you get when your ticket they tear.

Four days in May: The State Fair!

I used to go out with this other man.

He ran the snow-cone stand.

He looked good from behind.

I like a baggy kind of overall.

They don't really show it all.

I can use my mind.

Come step-up step right up.

I'm never ever coming home.