Oh No

So I walked outside as to get out of there

And I went to my car and what did I find there?

Someone scratched toilet boy in my driver's side door

And my tyres were deflated and I said "oh no"

So I called a taxi and he wasn't around

And I called up more but the same thing occurred

So I found another number on the 10th page of Google

And I've given him a call and he's on his way

Now I am feeling tired

I wanted to retire

My parking will expire

But I've got four flat tyres

My shirt is all perspired

Me phone has freshly died

"I am a taxi hire"

Please take me home tonight