In Love With A Creeper

I'm in love with a creeper

On the low, I'm tryna fuck

Bad as hell, she's a keeper

I just hope I'm enough

I got a diamond pickaxe

I'm gonna kick ass

She twerkin' in the cave to get cash

She got a thick ass

I'm in love with a creeper, I'm in love

Creeper, I hardly know her

You know I'm a grower

And not a shower, girl

How did you get so thick with no curves?

You a whole snack

Like an hors d'oeuvre

She's hissin' like a demon

I'm in her nether regions

We're sailing on a wave, ay

Let me explode in your cave

Not tryna be too lewd, but my sword's got level three protection

Feed you wheat to get you in the mood

My blaze rod's got a little erection

I can't get you off my mind

So I gotta craft a way to make you mine

Planks and sticks, baby, give me a sign

And break the bed 'cause we ain't sleepin' tonight

I'm in love with a creeper

On the low, I'm tryna fuck

Bad as hell, she's a keeper

I just hope I'm enough

I got a diamond pickaxe

I'm gonna kick ass

She twerkin' in the cave to get cash

She got a thick ass

I'm in love with a creeper, I'm in love

Dude what's up? I think I found my new bae

Aw, no way, that's what I was gon' say

Oh, that's tight, dude, you gotta meet her

My girl, too

She's a Minecraft creeper (what?)

Holy shit, I think we fell for the same chick

That's impossible, who she gon' pick?

Should we battle like Liam Neeson?

Not necessary if we have a threesome

Ay girl, we got a proposition

We got one diamond hoe and a whole lot of seed, yuh

Don't wanna put ya in a weird position

He's got raw pork and I got bone meal to feed ya

No pressure, we just thought that it could be fun

Hop onto the mine shaft, do it like a speed run