Sonic The Hedgehog Rap Cypher

'Less you wanna feel the hammer don't get in my way

I don't gotta read the cards to see how this all plays

Won't stop for anything

'Cause this hedgehog only wants one ring

Blast from the past, my future goals are now the present's tense

Always AG when I'm in my element (Yeah!)

Tell a kin I'm telekinetic for shit that I'm doing

I can move a mountain if I put my mind to it (What?)

If she hot as Blaze

Kill the pussy and be billed for murder

She a rider

So I'm calling her "The Silver Surfer"

06 was a miss, but still sticking to show you

Any trick to be rid of the kid

It's no use!

Blaze in the frame

And I'm blazing like a flame

So amazing I don't play

Bow to your highness, and say my name!

Yeah I'm multi-planing it

My soul?

I'm radiant

Soul gems?

I'm reining in

My kingdom?

Reining it

Though the kitty's got her claws

I'm cool-headed baby

I control the Chaos

Call me Laura Bailey

Something like a mercenary, but no mercy in my name

Judging a book by its cover

I'm not bringing pleasure, I'm bringing pain

Now my Babara Gordon-ish

Knuckles is my Bruce Wayne

Beyond a Shadow of a doubt

These emeralds are mine to claim (Woo, Woo!)

When I Smash Bros

Baby, I'm more than a trophy

In the front row

Handing out XOXO like

Tic Tac Toe

Put my foot down

That's a drop kick

Dominatrix outfit

Know you like this

A- a- a- a straight machine I see no peace

I'll kill those that discarded me

Put metal to your skull

And have you closer to my likeness G

That boy tryna flex?

Think he savage to lost in is E?

(One, two)

Three different bullets ripping through his spleen!

(Worthless consumer model)

Tryna copy, but they lesser

Light a beta up like gamma rays

Targets I annihilate

No sympathy, I'm heartless

Team Darkness, we violate

My laser beam?

I spark it

Big motherfucker?

I'm a Big motherfucker!

What you doing in my ruins

While I fish for my supper?

My best Froggy buddy got abducted by some blubber

Shit splishy

Drip bitch

Bend over

Did I stutter?

Stick my rod in ya!

As I fish for the amphibian you got in ya! (Okay!)

Spit slow, but I'm a hot spitter

So you'd better not dream of casting me a look

Every line leaves you reeled in on a catchy hook (Oh, oh, oh!)

Rather fuck around

Dig underground with Knuckles?

Show the cat some disrespect?

Pussies always skip the pussy on the character select

Well you better best my levels if you want to see the end

Truth is I miss my friend

(Froggy)

I'm not a blue I'm a black hedgehog

So you dead dawg

When I'm pulling out the lead rod

Then they sped off

You cannot outrun the bullets that'll blow your head clean off

I'll be driving in a Maserati

I'm the edgy boss

Doing anything to be on top

Like working with Robotnik

See these emeralds? Chaotic

With the way, I'm shining on it

Soon I'm catching up to anybody, even Sonic

While he's watching me and Amy get non-platonic

He's smallest

Giving her black tornado spins

Then hoppin' up in the saddle

Pulling out all my G.U.N's

There's no doubt that I'm ready for battle

If I'll be racing Sonic for wins

He in the dark of shadow's shadow

I'll be the hero that's more Super Saiyan

With blonde hair on my ass, yo!

Aye I be running it back

The way I lap you on the track, though!

Always you comin' in last

You stay behind me like a backbone

Attacking 'em all with the dash

The way they spinning from the fast flow

Carrying the team on the back

The way I rep us like in Smash Bros!

Check the mission, blast foes

Opposition past those

Never switching

Shift the transmission

I kick the pistons

It's zero to apparition

In half of a minute grab hold

Of anything you can

'Cause Super Sonic cannot rap slow