The More I Drink

He was sittin' at the bar, sippin' on a regular Coke

We were drinkin', and smokin', and makin' him the butt of our jokes

We all said, "Man, what happened to you?

Why can't you just have a few?"

He said, "I would, if I could but it's probably best that I don't"

'Cause, the more I drink, the more I drink

Then I'm the world's greatest lover, and a dancin' machine

I get loud, I get proud, and it gets worse

Well, if I have one, I'll have 13

Now there ain't no in between

'Cause, the more I drink, mm, the more I drink

A couple of cold ones, and somebody hands me a shot

Hell, even buck-tooth, and bow-legged women, start lookin' hot

And pretty soon, I'm bummin' cigarettes

And sweet talkin' some big brunette

Yeah, once I get on a roll, ain't no tellin' where I'll stop

'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink

Then I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancin' machine

I get loud, I get proud, and it gets worse

Yeah, if I have one, I'll have 13

Now there ain't no in between

'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink (yep, yep)

Hmm, that's what I'm talking about

Man, if I have one, I'll have 13

And they can't get me off the karaoke machine

The more I drink, the more I drink

Yeah, the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink