Jerry Was A Race Car Driver

Jerry was a race car driver

And he drove so goddamn fast

He never did win no checkered flag

But he never did come in last

Jerry was a race car driver

He'd say el sob number one

With a Bocephus sticker

On his 442 he'd light 'em up

Just for fun

Captain Pierce was a fireman

Richmond engine number three

I'll be a wealthy man when I get

A dime for all the things that

Man taught to me

Captain pierce was a strong man

Strong as any man alive

It stuck in his craw that they

Made him retire at the age of 65

Jerry was a race car driver

22 years old

Had one too many cold beers one night

And wrapped himself around a telephone pole.