It's Not Just Music, It's Fucking Art!

I'm startin' to hate

The music industry

There's nothing you can sell me to sound unique

How many pedals

Does it take

To play a G chord

You fucking disgrace?!

Where's your heart?

In your art?

Can you even play that guitar?

Or is it just a synth, playin' a riff?

While you stand there posin' for the camera

Like a fuckin' stiff!

Ohh you got a Gibson?

That's soooo cooool

I bet it was made in Kalamazoo!

Just like my Harmony! And my custom LP!

And they all sound the same to most everybody!

I could give a fuck, 'bout your Kemper head!

Two hundred factory presets, just play tubes instead!

Solid state, can play the part

Just give me somethin' real with feel

Cuz that's what I call art!

When did music, become about gear?

And not the dirty nasty noises that I love to hear!

Lemmie find a chord, and a couple more

We'll show you something that you've never seen before!

It's not just music, it's fucking art!

And we'll keep making it 'till we're falling apart

So we're coming, to your town

Bringing the party and the fuzzy country sound!