Crucial Bar-B-Q

Toss some burgers on the grill

Stuff your face and have your fill

Big old grill made of chrome

I hope my parents don't come home

Lots of herb and a keg of brew

We're gonna have a crucial bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, barbeque

Tasty hot dogs on a bun

Ribs and burgers by the ton

Hare Krishna stay away

Those 18 bands are going to play

Lots of herb and a keg of brew

We're gonna have a crucial bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, barbeque

Barbeque

Barbeque

Barbeque

Wha-ooh

T-shirts mini's hose them down

Swollen nipples big and brown

Another girl without a blouse

A big one old orgy in the house

Lots of herb and a keg of brew

We're gonna have a crucial bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, barbeque