Cracker Ass Fantastic

I fell in love with a gangster, bitch

A Chola chick that'll shank your dick (your dick)

Bitch from the other side of town

I live in the hills, she from South Central

And she got a tattoo on her neck

Of Lady Guadalupe, holdin' her tits

I met her up at the Del Taco

I said, "You hella fine," she said, "You El Guapo"

She was like, "I don't date crackers or actors"

Matter of fact, I'm a rapper

I thought she'd never get with me

But she saw me on cribs rappin' with Mickey

I put the hickey on her titties

Now her cousin Smokey wants to kill me

At the barbecue, I stood out

I was the only woodpecker in the motherfuckin' crowd

Cracker ass fantastic, that's me

Cracker ass fantastic, Dirt Nasty

Cracker ass fantastic, that's me

Cracker ass fantastic, word hit the street

So I slap-boxed her cousin

At the Jack in the box, by the Inglewood Forum

Straight got my ass beat

But I still hit them ass cheeks, uh

She taught me how to load the Glock

And she taught me how to fold my sock

So I taught her how to hold my cock

And I told her, "You could quit your job at Ross, baby"

'Cause now you with the number one gringo

No more Doritos, or frozen burritos

Have you ever been to Fred Segal's?

30 dollar salad with a bottle of vino

You could play with my dick under the table

I got the tip covered, thank you

Dirt Nasty's El Fuego

That means I'm on fire, baby, like Waco

Cracker ass fantastic, that's me

Cracker ass fantastic, Dirt Nasty

Cracker ass fantastic, that's me

Cracker ass fantastic, word hit the street

I think I hear weddin' bells

And I don't give a fuck that a fish taco smells

She stole a Chevelle

That's what she told me when she wrote me from jail

She Oakland as hell

Raider hat to the back, gold Gazelles

Centerfold, low rider mag

Other crackers jack it to pictures of her ass

She thinks I'm an asshole

'Cause I can't eat her out without using Tabasco

Mummy looked saucy in a poncho

When she dumped my ass at the Pomona car show

Cracker ass fantastic, that's me

Cracker ass fantastic, Dirt Nasty

Cracker ass fantastic, that's me

Cracker ass fantastic, word hit the street