Crushed Under the Weight of the Enormous Bullshit

I can still remember

When I first heard the riff

That opens "Nevermind" up

My neck-hairs stood up stiff

And since those first discoveries

I've tried to recreate

The feeling I had back then

But nothing sounds that great

Please give me an album

That I love straight away

That I don't have to grow in to

After constant play

See, I buy a lot of records

And take most of them back

'Cause I feel that disappointment

After just one track

And I can't move on

I can't move on

I can't move on

I can't move on

Move on

Last band stole my heart was

"Every Time I Die"

And I loved every second

But now three years gone by

When I heard "Worship and Tribute"

Thought my dreams come true

But listening to most other bands

It seems they all did too

All this '80s indie

It sounds like shit to me

'Cause I don't like Joy Division

I don't like Morrissey

Or their new impersonators

Kings of MTV

Suckling at the teat of

The fucking enemy

And I can't move on

I can't move on

I can't move on

I can't move on

I can't move on

I can't move on

I can't move on

I can't move on